You might be a Terminix wife if…

…you’ve ever ridden in the van with a honeybee carcass in an envelope beside you…

…or with a baggie of rat droppings at your feet.

…you are glad for days when your husband makes it home in time to see the kids before bedtime.

…you have packed the kids in the van and ridden around for 8 hours to pest-control services just so you could spend some time with your husband.

…your version of a fly-swatter is a can of industrial strength bug spray.

…your daughter has been known to scream, “Call Daddy!  Call Daddy!” because she saw a fly.

…you save the remains of any bug or spider you kill in your house so that your husband can identify it when he comes home.

…you’ve seen your husband’s face light up when a friend mentions their carpenter ant infestation, because husband knows he can help friend out.

…your kids think their daddy is a hero because he kills the stuff of nightmares.

…you’ve ever seen your husband crouching outside the house on his way inside, staring intently at the foundation, studying the ants.

…the phrase “apartment day” fills you with despair.

…you systematically avoid certain restaurants and hotels because, well, you just know too much.

…along the same lines, you have to bite your tongue when you hear friends and family talk of visiting certain restaurants and hotels and you decide that for them after the fact, ignorance is bliss.

…every plan you make is tentative based on the number of extra services that week.

…you hear your husband differentiating between ant species in casual conversation.

…your vocabulary has expanded by terms like backpack sprayer, termidor, and webster; and you hear the words “bedbug” and “roach” way more than you ever wanted to.

…your pregnancy finally gets you off the hook of washing your husband’s work clothes, on doctor’s orders to stay away from the chemicals.

Published in:  on July 22, 2008 at 1:49 pm Comments (2)

Our version of a “stay”cation

Apparently the hot buzzword of summer 2008 is “staycation.”  Since gas prices are so high and the economy is so low, I’m hearing everywhere about people who changed their vacation plans in order to stay closer to home and take advantage of whatever attractions home has to offer.  Well, we had our own spur-of-the-moment staycation this weekend.  Clay had to work, of course, on Saturday.  He had mentioned to me that his whole day would be key accounts, meaning he had his own keys to the buildings and no one else would be there.  I was so weary at the thought of being home all day by myself with the girls again, that I impulsively said on Saturday morning, “Since you’re not actually going to be dealing with customer’s today, maybe we’ll just ride with you like we did that one day.”  I was not really serious.  (See my earlier post “Being a helpmate may involve…”)  However, when I said this, his eyes lit up.  He hates the days where he drives around all day and never sees another human being; those are the days that make his job so weary.  So when I suggested that his hopes flew up.  Then he reminded me that he was servicing schools all day, which meant lots of playgrounds!  From that point on, really, the decision was made.  We were going to have a playground day.  I could now give you a review of all of the Boone County Elementary playgrounds.  We loaded up and drove from school to school, getting 20-30 minutes at each one.  My kids played hard and were hot and filthy, but they loved it.  We had a couple of movies in the van to entertain us through the high schools and middle schools that didn’t have playgrounds, and the girls had a great, if exhausting, day.  Clay called it the progressive dinner of playgrounds.

So, after a long tiring day out in the heat, we decided to head home from church the next day and rest up, right?  Absolutely not.  No one has ever accused us of being sane, and we didn’t want to start now.  We packed up our bathing suits and sunscreen yesterday morning before church, and headed out immediately after lunch to Indiana Beach, an amusement park and beach on the lake about 30-45 minutes north of us.  For $43, all five of us got to enjoy the afternoon in the splash park and beach, as well as plenty of kiddie rides.  The girls got all the fun of playing in sand and water without traveling very far from home.  They absolutely loved it.  Being in the water made the heat bearable for this pregnant lady.  After a couple of hours playing at the beach, we headed out onto the boardwalk to ride some rides.  The girls didn’t even notice that every ride did almost the exact same thing (go round and round in a circle); they had a blast.  We had a couple of hairy moments where discipline was required, but all in all we had a great two days.

We were worn out, a tiny bit sunkissed (just Clay and I, the girls were fine), and have a little bit smaller cushion of summer commission stored up for the fall, but we had a great weekend.  The good parts continued until the morning, too, when my first wake up call was not until 7:45, and Catherine slept until 9:30 and even Abigail, who usually is up early no matter what, slept until 8:30.  Too bad Clay had to get up at the normal time and go to work.  Hang in there, babe, you have a three day weekend coming up in Somerset!

(Yes, we took pictures.  No, they’re not developed yet.  I’ll post them when I get them.  Stay tuned.)

Published in:  on July 21, 2008 at 12:15 pm Comments (3)

Homeschool ‘08-’09

Okay, I know it’s just the middle of July, but I’m still new to the whole homeschooling thing and get excited very easily.  Therefore, I have all my planning and purchasing and organizing done and I’m just counting down the days until August 4!  This year, I have an official kindergartner!  She completed the kindergarten phonics program from Veritas Press last year and we called it preschool.  This year, we’re calling kindergarten even though all of the work she’ll be doing is actually a first grade level.  So, for all of you who have a vested interest in the education of my children, and for the rest of you who probably could care less, here’s our plan for the year:

For her kindergarten year, we are tackling Bible, phonics, literature, math, and music.  The way the number of lessons in each curriculum worked out, we’ll do Bible, phonics, and literature every day, math four days a week, and music once a week.  This gives us a little more than 32 weeks.  We’re starting the first week of August to try to get a month in before baby comes, and depending on how long of a break we take then, and how many other breaks we take in the year for holidays and traveling, we should finish up by the middle or end of May, at the latest.

Bible:  Last year we began reading through the Child’s Story Bible, by Catherine Vos.  This is a very thorough, child-friendly story book–so thorough that we’re only about halfway through it.  We’ll pick up where we left off in preschool.  We also have the Big Picture Bible Timeline, which has coloring sheets for many of the stories we read.  So most days she has a coloring page to complete as I’m reading the story to her.  We are also working our way through memorizing the Foundation Verses, by Desiring God Ministries.  The story Bible will carry us through all but the last 8 weeks or so, at which point we’ll pick up with a catechism story book to help nail down the catechism questions that we work on every night in our family devotion time.

Phonics:  We’ll be using the first grade Veritas Press phonics program, which is a continuation of last year’s.  It is called the Phonics Museum and, while the skills taught are not new to Abigail since she is already reading way past this level, it is still a wonderful program.  She enjoys the songs, games, and most of the workbook pages, and I love the good foundation that it lays, as well as the “use-ability” of the program.   Every day she’ll complete 2-3 worksheets, which are very varied in method, and the program comes with several reading primers that she will read throughout the year.  Spelling lists and tests will also show up from time to time this year, something new that wasn’t in the kindergarten portion.  The Phonics Musuem is an excellent program and I’d recommend it to anyone.

Literature:  We’ll be using the Veritas Press First Grade Literature curriculum, which basically consists of two volumes containing worksheets and activities for 25 well-known children’s books.  We’ll tackle a book a week.  She’ll read such classics as If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, Corduroy, Madeline, and Frog and Toad, then complete comprehension questions, handwriting exercises and fun activities (making mouse cookies, making a shoe-box train, etc) for each story.  Again, there will be about 8 weeks left when we finish all the books, and at that point we’re going to do the Aesop’s Fables Literature Pockets, by Evan Moor Publishers.  We worked through three Literature Pockets titles last year; they introduce the child to a nursery rhyme, folk tale, or fable (depending on the book) with several activities to complete.

Math:  We are using the First Grade Saxon Math curriculum.  There is a kindergarten level, but Veritas Press (who uses Saxon math in their school) recommends working a year ahead, and after looking through the skills covered in the first grade book, I’m really glad I didn’t spend money on the kindergarten level.  She will easily be able to handle this material, as it begins with counting and learning patterns and how to write numbers, and this will all be review for her.  It will move into addition, subtraction, telling time, and other skills that will be new for her.  We ordered the manipulatives kit as well, and she’s already excited about getting to “play” with all the fun things she saw in that box.

Music:  We ordered the music curriculum recommended by Veritas Press for grades K-3.  It’s called Discoveries in Music and is put out by Calvert School.  It is mainly taught by watching a short DVD lesson every week, with accompanying worksheets.  It gives lots of guidance for follow-up activities, and comes with a lap harp, a flutophone, and a triangle that she will get to play.  We’ll do music on the one day a week that we don’t do math.

So that is what our school will look like this year.  One major change from last year is that I’m going to try to do school in the mornings this year.  Last year, we did school while the younger two napped, and then Abigail finished out naptime with a rest of her own.  However, for several reasons, we’re going to attempt morning school this year.  Elisabeth still takes a morning nap, so at least until she gives that up, I’ll let Catherine either sit with us and “work” in her notebook and folder that we let her pick out, or play–whatever she wants to do, and Elisabeth will be asleep.  We’re holding all options open for after new baby comes, but I really want to get into a good morning routine and have school finished–at least this year–by lunchtime.

I still have a few little piddly tasks left to do before we actually start, like running copies and making Bible verse bookmarks, but for the most part, I’m completely ready and now just sitting on my hands until we can get started.  I absolutely love doing this and am extremely excited to jump into another year.  And just for the record, Abigail loves it too.  She cried every time I mentioned kindergarten, until I figured out that she thought she had to go to a real school when she wanted to stay home and do school with Mommy “always!”  So we both are loving it, and ready for a new year.

I asked the Lord

Lately the Lord has been fueling the desire in my heart to spend more time in His word, seeking Him out and knowing Him more, and hopefully becoming more like Him. As a result, I’ve been more sensitive to the ways that He’s working and has been working in my life. I’ve had a lot of seemingly unanswered prayers over the past few years. He has been good and has provided lovingly for us, but He has not seen fit to answer our prayers for, first a full-time ministry position, and lately for a better job for Clay. This process of asking, begging, for what seems like only a good thing, and not receiving, has at times been dangerous to my fragile faith and strength. I have felt despair and frustration, and at times even anger with God that He would not lift these burdens from our family, that He would not bring us to a place where we are living out the vocational calling that He Himself has placed upon us. Why would He not answer these prayers? It made no sense. But lately, my spirit has been calming down some. In the midst of the unanswered prayers, I had been neglecting to praise Him for the answered ones and the good things that He has been showering on us, some that I never even asked for. In my pity party, I was robbing myself of the fruit that could have been growing in me, for much fruit can grow under adverse circumstances. So now I’m trying to keep a quiet heart and let Him do what He wills in my heart through a situation that I would not have chosen. All that to say, yesterday morning we popped an Indelible Grace cd in on the way to church, and the following song really seemed to hit the spot of what my heart has been crying recently. I’m sure that most of you have experienced the same trial in your faith, of persistent unanswered prayers (or “no”-answered prayers), and you may have felt the despair that I have felt. May these lyrics minister to you, as well. The words were written by John Newton, and Indelible Grace has redone it on their Beams of Heaven album.

I Asked the Lord

I asked the Lord that I might grow in faith and love and every grace,

Might more of His salvation know and seek more earnestly His face.

‘Twas He who taught me thus to pray and He I trust has answered prayer,

But it has been in such a way as almost drove me to despair.

I hoped that in some favored hour at once He’d answer my request

And by His love’s constraining power subdue my sins and give me rest.

Instead of this He made me feel the hidden evils of my heart,

And let the angry powers of Hell assault my soul in every part.

Yea more with His own hand He seemed intent to aggravate my woe;

Crossed all the fair designs I schemed, cast out my feelings, laid me low.

“Lord, why is this,” I trembling cried. “Wilt Thou pursue thy worm to death?”

“Tis in this way,” The Lord replied, “I answer prayer for grace and faith.”

“These inward trials I employ, from self and pride to set thee free,

And break thy schemes of earthly joy, that thou mayest seek thy all in me.”

**May I not be guilty of refusing the very method God has chosen to make me more like Him.

Which part exactly was an accident?

Yesterday I was upstairs working in my bedroom when I heard a terrible wailing, screaming noise coming from downstairs. I could tell right away that it was Abigail, so I didn’t hurry to go see what was wrong. (Before you think I’m awful, know that Abigail can produce said wailing screaming noise as the result of dropping a toy, seeing a fly, or any other such tragic happening. Chances were good that she wasn’t hurt.) After a minute, though, I realized that the noise wasn’t coming up the stairs. This was odd because usually she immediately begins running to find me and pour out her woes whenever she has cause to make wailing, screaming noises. I was just started to get concerned, thinking that maybe she was hurt and that’s why the noise was not coming closer, when it did indeed begin to move closer to me. Relieved that she was at least ambulatory, I stayed put and continued my task, praying for patience to handle whatever crisis was coming my way. However, as the terrible wailing screaming noise came closer, I started to distinguish two different wailings. Catherine was coming, too, wailing right along with her sister. When they finally burst into my bedroom, it became clear that Catherine’s wailing was genuine tears of fright, a direct result of Abigail’s wailing, which was fake and designed to scare her sister. She had been following Catherine through the house, screaming just for the heck of it. But this in itself was not the reason I decided to post this blog. No, that comes next. When I asked Catherine what was wrong, she sobbed, “Abba scared me!!” to which Abigail immediately replied in all earnest, “I didn’t mean to! It was an accident!!”

Apparently she had accidently been chasing Catherine through the house screaming and wailing at the top of her lungs. Man, I hate when I accidently do stuff like that, don’t you?

Published in:  on July 12, 2008 at 9:02 am Comments (1)