Catherine: “Daddy, do you know what I like?”
Daddy: “What?”
Catherine: “I like to eat my snot.”
Daddy: “Why do you like to do that?”
Catherine: “Because it’s good.”
Daddy: “Well, don’t tell Mommy.”
Catherine: “Why not?”
Daddy: “Because she won’t like it.”
Then Daddy came and told Mommy, who posted it on the Internet for all the world to see.
Once ther was a little Bear that lived in the forest. He and His mom loved to splash in ther Pool. He lived in a cave. He lived with His mama. one day He and His mama went on a walk. they Hung on a treebranch. the Bear fell off His mama. the Bear was sad. He ran after His mama. She and He stood on ther hine legs. But He cood not cech up with Her. He walked along the sand. ther was a lake near by and He fell in to it. He sancke and sancke. ther was a MerMade under the water. the END.
Ding-a-ling Rings The Bell Molly has to run to Scool. the Doore opens. Molly runs inside. the steps are big But Molly is not afraid. Molly Builds a tower. It Is reeses. Molly loves the slide. the techer pushes Molly on the swing. Molly trips. She falls. the techer is sorry. She helps Molly. Molly is sick. Molly is not good at handstands. Miss Pam is nice to Molly. She Helped Her. It Is Night time when they get to church. Molly moans and groans in church. Cool Classroom! Molly shouts. It Is way pass bedtime now. billy carrys Molly Inside. Molly is fast asleep. when she wakes up she can have a brand noo day.
The END.
one day Monica had a baby. She and clay named her Abigail. when she tunded one she lended [learned] to talk. when she was two she walked. then she was three. she was four! It was losts uve fun. [Here she drew a picture of her at the circus.] Abigail did not like the clown. She cride. She went to the zoo. they went to a restshont [restaurant]. they sat down. sumday she wold get merred [married] and have a baby. the END.
Abigail loves to make up stories, as I’ve mentioned before. I’ve promised her that I’ll start letting her put some of her things on my blog for everyone to read. When we get her a camera that actually works, I’ll put some of her pictures up too. But she was really busy today writing story after story, so I’m going to share those with you. From now on, keep checking back because I’ll let her have her say periodically. (Just a note: I will always use her spelling, and I never help her with the spelling on her own stuff. So this will all be exactly as she writes it.)
